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From Wifeys to Wives, From "Wildflower" to "Stapleton Sex"

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“Bow down in awe all would-be songwriters”-John Darnielle on “Shakey Dog Pt. 1″

Though the obvious pairing would be Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2 and Ghostdini Wizard Poetry in the Emerald City, the latest Ghostface solo album, lovingly dipped in modern R & B, a more appropriate two-course listen would consist of Ghostdini and the Mountain Goats’ The Life of the World To Come–which you’ll need to wait one more week to drop. Mountain Goats’ Darnielle and Ghostface are lyric dudes–”lyrical”, if you will–and both should be called “songwriters”. Despite one’s more tangible roots in troubadourism, they’re doing very similar things: Word-obsessive, lived-in, omni-directional detail-filled song/tales. Ghost did put the very-serious word “Poetry” in the title of his album (and then he created the most absurd cover rap’s seen in a long while, but rap’s awesomely complicated like that).

And like a “singer-songwriter”, Ghostface seems increasingly interested in new sounds, ideas, and conceits to test his writing skills. Bob Dylan going electric. Leonard Cohen working with Phil Spector. Springsteen becoming The Boss. That’s basically what Ghostdini is, Ghostface laying down some rules for his raps, and then poking and prodding and bending those self-imposed rules for the duration of the album. It’s a fractured R & B release, part of it ready for the radio and parts of it gleefully standing miles away from anything you’d hear on Hot97.

Sorta the same way Darnielle does a kind of deformed variation on oh-so-sensitive singer-songwriters. Darnielle’s work isn’t sensitive, it’s empathetic, which is tougher than just straight sensitive. He fully immerses himself in story and character–he’s like a rapper in this sense–and breaks down that folk-rock wall of brooding bard, through which everything’s filtered. “Genesis 3:23″, the third track from Life dives into the mind of a man revisiting a former home–exactly why’s left nebulous–and touches on regret and changes but never gets schticky. It never shouts out “I’m inhabiting the moment-to-moment life of a reallistically rendered person!”, it just does that shit.

Also like Darnielle’s work, the latest Ghostface is a bit samey and though the rewards aren’t super-visceral and apparent–a la Fishscale or Supreme Clientele–they’re very much there. Ghostdini is the best Ghost album since Pretty Toney. It won’t win awards and it’ll neither appeal to those yearning for a quick dose of ugly, street rap after OB4CL2 or hipster-grabbing zaniness, but therein lies much of its appeal. That Ghost is lyrically focused again, no longer trying to rap (or write) like a guy who raps/writes well and just plain doing it, brings tiny rewards that’ll stick in your crawl much longer than one of those super vicious lines on the new Raekwon or underwater-diving with Spongebob joke songs.

This new sophistication is best represented in “Stapleton Sex”, a track previewed, with an awesomely raunchy video early this month. In a sense, this preview was something of a “SPOILER” in the sense that just how out-there dirty Ghost gets on this track is magnified by the album’s otherwise relative calm and hearing this before the other songs lessened the intended thrill. At the same time, “Stapleton Sex” was a smart teaser because it’s the perfect representation of the kind of aged, life-informed–versus say, Jay-Z’s lifestyle magazine-informed–worldview on Ghostdini. That’s to say, it isn’t a radical departure or any kind of all-out rejection of before–it’s just smarter, dripping with experience.

The genius of “Stapleton Sex” is just how dirty it gets and how for Ghost, being older and more mature manifests itself in subtler ways than turning into a boring-ass square. Dude still loves to fuck and loves every weird detail (shiny dickhead, pussy juice noises, pubes on your tongue, etc.) but there’s more of a rapport between lovers on this track, than say, “Wildflower” which “Stapleton Sex” purposefully invokes. There’s a sense of engagement between Ghost and his girl, notably different than Ghost’s interruption of a female rapper, followed by his all-out rap attack on an ex in “Wildflower”, and though there’s still aggression and dirtiness to the whole thing, there’s harmony, a comfort with the aggression–the couple might have a safe word–between the two, hilariously wrapped-up in the song’s last moments of laughing together, pillow talk.

Or you get a song where Ghostface–or really, the song’s Narrator–cheerfully envisions the son or daughter he’ll soon welcome into his relationship. It’s a quick joke on expectation, as there’ve been hundreds of love songs called “Baby” but not so many about uh, the very unsexy reality of having a baby. While most rap occupies a kind of persona and casual shifting of personas, Ghost takes this to really interesting places, more or less inhabiting the minds of a series of males in or out of love. Mistake-ridden dude doing a bid (“Do Over”), jealous guy in power (“Guest House”), classic bowing loverman (“Forever”).

Children and wives–versus wifeys–casually enter Ghost’s narrators’ vocabulary.Ghostdini is smart, conceptualized maturity; not “maturity”. Ghost takes the grown-man shit conceit a step further, slyly referencing past songs and slightly flipping the stuff that makes Ghost awesome but kinda, a little played-out by the time Big Doe Rehab dropped. Ghost, like Darnielle, and unlike most rappers or songwriters, is fully developing characters and inhabiting their narrative voices.

further reading/viewing:
-A Lover’s Discourse by Roland Barthes
-Video for “Stapleton Sex”
-”This Is Not Huehueteotl Pt. IV” by John Darnielle from Last Plane to Jakarta

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September 29th, 2009 at 7:19 am

City Paper Books Issue: 27 Writers on 27 Short Stories from 27 Authors

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The Baltimore City Paper’s yearly “Big Books Issue” is out this week, in conjunction with The Baltimore Book Festival and amongst the many very interesting articles–especially this one on the rather negative influence of Joyce’s “The Dead”–there’s a piece called “27 Writers on 27 Short Stories by 27 Authors”. Sprinkled amongst the others writers’ picks is my quick recommendation of the title story from Iceberg Slim’s short-story collection Airtight Willie & Me:

“The titular tale from street-fiction god Iceberg Slim’s only short-story collection, is thoroughly swamped in slang—you’ll need to know what a “jasper” is—and the ugly details and minor victories a life of conning and pimping brings, all wrapped up in a surprisingly neat, though appropriately cruel, O. Henry in the hood surprise ending.”

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September 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 am

Ghetto Techno

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The video for DJ Class’ “I’m the Shit” finally dropped and though it’s a tad too low-budget for it’s own good, it’s also sorta perfectly insular and Baltimore, full of cameos (Sean Caesar, DJ Booman, Jimmy Jones, Mullyman, Labtekwon, lots more), and within that insularity, grabs some of the equally, awesomely weird plurality of the city’s current club scene: Thugs, nerds, skateboard hipster types, old dudes, really hot girls, the whole deal. The song’s still thrilling and one can imagine it losing none of its dancefloor power in ten years when it’s still a club staple.

At the My Crew Be Unruly 2 event back in July, there was a point where Baltimore’s James Nasty got a big, sly grin on his face and dropped 2 Hyped Brothers and a Dog’s “Doo Doo Brown”–those super-identifiable, down-tuned keys on the intro rolling out to a room of shouts, screams…hands thrown in the air showing approval. The song’s from 1991.

It’s worth pointing out that the videos for “Doo Doo Brown” were directed by a then, not that well-known Baltimore video director named Chris Robinson. This Class video’s produced by Chris Robinson’s Robot Films, directed by some dude named Iren. A few people’ve mentioned a rumor that Chris Robinson wants to do a documentary on Club music, a piece of information that even as rumor floating around is enough to make me cry with excitement.

That said, there’s a sense that “I’m the Ish” has already been passed over by the main, mainstream and I doubt DJ Class or Unruly Records care all that much. This is a good thing. Club music needn’t be Crunk or Hyphy or Jerk music or whatever, a blast of popularity followed by nothing really…all the artists crawling back and doing what they do. Nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I feel like my city’s musical heart couldn’t handle it.

-Pitbull “Juice Box” (Produced by DJ Class)

Production work like this is hopefully how Baltimore’s homegrown, handmade, worker-bee, avant dance music’ll wedge its way into the mainstream. Less classicist than “I’m the Ish”–this is closer to what you’ll hear young people in a club dancing to right now–it’s all the rubbery horns of newer Club music while wrapping the sound around an aggressive template basically invented by DJ Class on his old club hit “Tear Da Club Up”. Pitbull slaps on a regrettably silly hook–in Baltimore Club, there’s no interest in euphemism–but he chant-raps around the beat enough and knows when to be quiet and let the menacing club drone takeover and a few listens in, even the hook totally destroys.

-Jay Z “Ghetto Techno” (Produced by Timbaland)

Daniel Krow already pointed out that this song is a kind of remake of Rod Lee’s “Dance My Pain Away” which is pretty fascinating. Undoubtedly, there’s some Club influence in Timbaland’s work and so, who knows when and how this song came about.

It’s basically a late 90s Club production dipped in Timbaland’s video game electronics sheen. Did Timbaland give this to Jay with an mp3 of Rod Lee’s local hit attached? Between Kanye, Pharrell, and TImbaland, some of Jay’s closest musical collaborators are/were fucking with Club music. I’d like to think this song was recorded a bunch of months ago when the success of “I’m the Ish” made it seem like maybe, just maybe, Club music would be the next production trend to jump on and so, Jay did his approximation.

And it’s a damned good one. A respectful one too. The Club aspects go beyond the production and into Jay’s hook and verses and even the working-class thematics of the whole thing. Jay’s a killer mimic, he knows how to inhabit other rappers’ flow and cadences and here, he does a fairly convincing throaty Rod Lee yell. Kinda like how Jay does this startlingly hilarious 50 Cent impression at the beginning of “Hate”.

further reading/viewing:
-”The Right Track(s)” by Daniel Krow
-DJ Class and DJ Scottie B performing “Tear Da Club Up” at MCBU2
-”Pharrell and Twista Discover Baltimore Club” by Tom Breihan
-”My Crew Be Unruly 2: Words and Photos” by Josh Sisk and ME from City Paper
-2 Hype Brothers & a Dog “Doo Doo Brown” (Version One) Video directed by Chris Robinson
-2 Hype Brothers & a Dog “Doo Doo Brown” (Version Two) Video directed by Chris Robinson

Written by Brandon

September 18th, 2009 at 4:01 am

Posted in DJ Class, Jay-Z, Timbaland

"Rock Cocaine" and Whitney Houston.

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A far more powerful sense of Whitney Houston’s “recovery” is found on the simple, direct cover of I Look To You than in that rather leading and insincere Oprah interview. On that cover, Houston looks forward, poised, a little worn out, from a certain angle about to cry, and maybe even in possesion of a bit of a receding hairline, but she’s not rail-thin and rambling or anymore.

Couple that album cover image with an actual listen to I Look To You, especially the fucking jam “Nothing But Love”, a slow-burn electro R & B “haters” song that at least feels sincere, and that’s about all the former Mrs. Bobby Brown should have to say about years smoking “rock cocaine”–not crack mind you, rock cocaine. The ravages of drug abuse are there in her voice, especially that weirdly stirring “shutup, shutup” but it works and the positive’s found in the simple fact that she made a new album and it’s pretty good. Therein lies the hope, alright??

But that’s not enough, so there’s this interview in which she brightens every time she tells Oprah about the how’s, why’s, and highs of drugs, all the while refusing to call the crack she mixed with her pot what it’s commonly called. Instead, falling back on the term “rock cocaine” and for who? Maybe it’s some kind of line she had to draw so that her problems seemed fixable or not too shameful, to never call it “crack”–like heroin addicts that refuse to shoot-up or dudes into piss-porn who look down on dudes into scat porn. I don’t know, but it’s unfortunate.

Maybe it’s some concession to Oprah’s primary audience, middle-aged white housewives, who’ve probably done coke–or are at least married to a guy who did coke, probably off a titty, at a bachelor party–but would scoff at “America’s sweetheart” smoking some crack. What should be a somewhat restorative pop tale gets wrapped-up middle-class pandering, depressing self-delusion, and in an oblique way, the draconian crack law or “black law” as it’s often called. Whitney’s playing the overexposure media game of the aughts too well–talking so much you just play yourself.

further reading/viewing:
-Dark Alliance: The CIA, The Contras, & the Crack Cocaine Explosion by Gary Webb
-”The History of Cocaine Rap” by Kris Ex from XXL
-”Cracking Open” by Michael Short from Washington Post
-A Day in the Death of Donny B (1969) directed by Carl Fick

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September 17th, 2009 at 7:05 am

Best of Baltimore: AllBmoreHipHop.Com

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So, Baltimore City Paper’s Best of Baltimore issue is out today which is always really fun. I wrote the blurb for “Best Idea”, celebrating the website AllBmoreHipHop.Com, which has a ton of free mixtapes from Baltimore artists and stuff. My suggestions, as in, the ones I don’t really think any reader of this blog could deny, would be Barnes’ Blockwork, Mullyman’s WiRemix 3 and Ogun’s Checkmate. Oh yeah, here’s the blurb:

“It’s really simple: A web site solely devoted to disseminating new singles and mixtapes from Baltimore rappers. Bringing Baltimore into the “Web 2.0″ world, AllBmoreHipHop hosts downloadable versions of homegrown releases from rappers established (Ogun, Skarr Akbar) and up-and-coming (Al Great)–but that’s all it does. No fashion tips, no opinion pieces, and no knucklehead comments fray, just MP3s from artists whose music you’d usually only access if you caught them live–or at Lexington Market and had $6 in your hand for a physical copy. And the site’s section for music videos is full of locals such as Mullyman, Tim Trees, 100 Grandman, and Skarr Akbar–a healthy way to feed the hypebeast that dominates the internet rap world in 2009, in a city that could afford some over-exposure.”

Some other “No Trivia” favorites got awards too, young Club producer DJ Pierre and the totally fucking slept-on Mania Music Group. And Mullyman and DJ Class, but you probably already know about them. Other co-signs would be the paper’s two shout-outs to Mondawmin Mall, which is this awesome mall that’s a lot like the one in Dawn of the Dead and is hilariously known as the scary mall white people don’t go to but isn’t all that scary at all. Also, infinite shouts to Andy Nelson’s BBQ and Club Paradox.

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September 16th, 2009 at 4:04 am

How Big Is Your World? New Rap!

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-Kid Cudi ft. Ratatat “Alive (Nightmares)”

The lowlight of this song is Cudi’s rapping, but it’s brief and almost at the three minute mark. The rest of “Alive” is Cudi melodically yammering on about becoming a werewolf or something. An easy but effective metaphor for how chasing girls turns dudes–every dude–into something of a creepy jerk. But there’s some hope–self-involved, destructive male “save me” hope, but it’s there–with, “I hope she can find the man within the beast”. The hook here’s a subtle monster (no pun intended) which isn’t a surprise as Cudi kills on hooks (“Already Home”, “Welcome to Heartbreak”, and well “Day N Nite” is all hook)…it’s the rest of the song he’s got a problem with. Here though, he’s got Ratatat, who are one of the few indie groups that really understand hip-hop production and if they step their drum game up, could easily compete with dudes like the Runners. Cudi and Ratatat should just hole-up in a studio and make a weird, wandering, next-level R & B album.

-Trick Daddy “That’s How We Do It”

Trick Daddy going off over a synth-rap marching band stomp with a hook that exists solely to give Trick a brief break before he runs through and destroys again. There’s a sense of how aware of his own fate and place in rap–and the world–Trick Daddy is, and it’s easy to contrast with Raekwon and Jay’s attempts to transcend and recontexualize their respective pasts all at the same time. Listen to how Trick says “iPhone” like the simple existence of such a device is loathsome. A close rap lyric cousin to Biggie’s joke about a chick’s “#1 Mom Pendant”. The obvious line but one still worth breaking down is: “I wouldn’t have made it in Wall Street/They woulda given me fifty years for what Martha Stewart did.”. See, it’s a genius refutation of the kind of crap people who watched The Wire or right-wing talk show hosts say, where it’s like “If only these clearly intelligent drug dealers would apply themselves to legal, productive activities” because Trick’s highlighting all the dirt going on there too and he’s basically being like, the fucking system wouldn’t allow a black dude like me to do the same shit and get away with it, so just fucking forget about it. I sorta wish this song would just go on forever. Yes, there is a new Trick Daddy album out today.

-Lil Boosie ft. Lil Phat “Clips and Choppers”

There’s a lurching, comfortable quality to “Clips and Choopers”–the sound of pained acceptance, which is very different from plain old pain. By the way, Superbad has a song simply titled “Pain”. “Clips and Choppers” is neither Boosie digging deep and getting real sad or turning those very same topics into some unexpected jam, he’s getting novelistic with it here, nothing more, nothing less. There’s not really even a killer line or insight to go on about, just a series of raw observations. This though, is actually an evolution for Boosie who often feels the need to constantly dig deep and confess, almost breakdown. The tempo, the way the beat kicks-in but doesn’t, is like being dropped in the middle of the song, surrounded by detail with no bigger picture. Appropriate because the song, especially that “it’s 2009 and these niggas ain’t playin” part of the hook, is all about being overwhelmed, wrapped in details with no way to climb out and gain proper perspective.

-Nicolay “Satellite”

A lot of rappers and producers are jocking smoothed-out, sensitive guy stuff like Coldplay and [INSERT INDIE ROCK BAND HERE] but Nicolay, producer for Foreign Exchange is really the only dude to grasp some of mainstream art-rock’s open-spaciness and translate it to hip-hop…and then remove the hip-hop again. “House of Cards” from last year’s Leave It All Behind shares more than just a title with a Radiohead song. If Heroes-era Brian Eno produced a Pete Rock album it sounds like. Anyways, “Satellite” is propulsive, fusion-oriented, jazzy-wazzy Wyndam Hill-esque, Space Disco shit. Still though, it’s loop-oriented, like 90s rap and there’s some fairly wild, almost live-sounding drumming here all moving towards a falling synth melody. That right there is the tension of “Satellite” and of most of Nicolay’s music. Dunno, this is just real good. Dance music is very hard to write about. And make no mistake, Nicolay made a dance album with City Lights 2: Shibuya Nights.

-Girls “Lust for Life”

An Elvis Costello vocal sneer (or maybe it’s more Courtney Love)f rom Girls’ Christopher Owens runs down a list of absurd and touching “wishes”–a boyfriend, a father, a sun tan, a pizza and a bottle of wine, a beachhouse. The “joke” is of course, that there’s no tiering here, all these things are desired with the same aplomb. “Lust For Life” is a vicious, slanted pop gem, mocking the wants and desires and self-absorption of presumably, much of the band’s intended audience and the band itself. This is indie rock growing up. That it’s all comes together in a genuinely sad chorus/lament of being “fucked in the head” flips the page a bit. Girls are post-irony, post-sincerity, post-everything, which just means they’re brutally realistic. Part of that realism though, is being really damned sad and the bottom-line of this song is a learned hopelessness matching up with a starry-eyed want to do better, partially mocked, partially celebrated. Girls are laughing into the void–no, they’re on mushrooms, chomping on (vegan) potato chips, and cackling into the void. Production-wise, this song kills too. The shift in volume when he mentions “sun tan”, the waves of melodica that rise up towards the end makes the radically down-to-earth song other-wordly.

further reading/viewing:
-Soledad Brother: The Prison Letters of George Jackson by George Jackson
-Phonte Tells You Why NOT to buy City Lights 2 on iTunes
-Rafael Grampa’s Furry Water Wordpress
-Girls video for “Lust for Life” directed by Aaron Brown

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September 15th, 2009 at 7:27 am

Thank Kanye.

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For the thousandth time now, Kanye turns being a douche in a trangressive act. Unlike other controversy-baiting outbursts at award shows, Kanye went there. He’s the only person that comes out of this looking bad. Not that he should be the only person. When Twitter’s all er, a-twitter with people invoking a lack of “class” and “cruelty” and pop-cult leeches like Perez Hilton–whose made a career of being cruel–randomly decide to put their foot down on this one, the places to point fingers are endless. Fuck it all assholism over self-congratulatory sympathy any day.

Taylor Swift’s a grown-ass woman. If she can have a music career, she can take a swaggering, drunk on henny, Kanye West from swiping the microphone from her. It didn’t help that pre-Kanye interruption, she was continuing her “I’m just a country singer” schtick that’s not only see-through, but offensive to her pragmatic-pop which is significantly more sophisticated and honest than her “aw shucks” sympathy-grabbing persona.

It was great to see Kanye pop-up, looking like a complete asshole–and knowing it. Something he did by showing up dressed like Colin Farrell–Amber Rose, like one of Moebius’ Dune designs–holding a bottle of alcohol and passing it to friends. The Swift speech hijack was just the culmination of it. The hijack though–it was like that part on Ghostface’s “Wild Flower” where some random-ass female rapper is dropping predictably female rapper swagger raps (“A mind shockin’/Body rockin’”) and Ghostface stomps through–”Yo bitch, I fucked your friend/Yeah you stink ho-”–and never gives the song back.

This blog characterized West as “a manchild who believes that the Video Music Awards reflect something beyond politics” but that’s completely wrong. West’s entire mic-grab, drunken-speech thing was in direct response to politics. The ones that dominate popular taste now, a kind of mediocre, push everything into the middle, so that sweet Taylor Swift gets an award too–because Beyonce couldn’t sweep, even though she should. There needs to be time for boring, regular people because giving a few more minutes to interesting, beautiful people just wouldn’t be fair. The in and out, rapid-fire empowerment anthem that is “Single Ladies” versus the sad-sack “regular girl” self-justification of “You Belong With Me”.

The song’s realities became plain reality when Beyonce, truly magnanimous (and confident, and concerned), offers some stage-time to Swift, who wanders into the exact same speech, the same schtick from an hour before, when the scary drunk black man swiped the mic. It was the character of her song, who trumps t-shirts over short skirts as if wearing one automatically makes you better, taking control of the pep rally and being as clueless and dopey as she’s purported the “pretty people” to be. All these weird round-about truths, bursting out the sides of a particularly pedestrian awards show, exposed. Thank Kanye.

further reading/viewing:
-Tweet from , September 14, 12:30 am
-”Ego: Beyonce’s Deconstructive Dick Joke” by ME
-”Music Video Round-Up” by ME from House Next Door
-”Kanye West: Back to Reality” by Maura of Idolator
-”Idolator Live-Blogs The 2009 Video Music Awards: Pop Goes The Post-Pop World” by Maura of Idolator
-Kanye performs “Good Life” on the VMAs, 2007
-”Run This Town”, “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” & “Good Life” from Jay-Z’s Madison Square Garden Concert, September 11th, 2009

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September 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Posted in Beyonce, Kanye West

Recreating Zeitgeist: The Problem With OB4CL2

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At some point in the past bunch of years, Raekwon, and company bought into the idea of 90s New York hip-hop pushed by weren’t-even-there nostalgics and not you know, what it actually sounded like. Because rap got kinda fruity, New York rap was been retrofitted into being nothing but hard-ass aggression and tough-talk. No knowledge. No insight. Just pithy, gritty storytelling. Timbs and 40s. “Cracks and weed”. Sprinkle in some Kung-Fu samples, some Killer clips and resurrect Papa Wu and you’re there. Not that all those things weren’t a part of Cuban Linx’s success, but that’s not all there was.

And yeah, occasionally, the sheer ugliness of the details boils over and the Wu’s veteran status–heard in their voices even–works for them, like they’re aged soldiers and all the shit and violence they saw and occasionally implemented is flashing before their eyes at 38–the weight of it all heavy upon them–but that byproduct of the shit-talk isn’t investigated any further. That, coupled with the lack of a narrative makes the whole thing pretty toothless. Lots of stomping around but not much more.

The overdose of tough-guy rhymers, each digging as deep as they can and dredging up the most fucked-up images they can (but one of many examples: “They found a two year old, strangled to death/with a love daddy t-shirt/ in a bag at the top of the steps”) to really no end at all is depressing–just not in the intended “shit’s real” sense. This shit’s not real.

Not that these guys should be “above” anybody or anything, but there’s something very telling about tossing on some guest-spots from way more conventional street rappers like Beanie Sigel and Styles P and pretending they share an aesthetic. Rae and Ghost are like those guys, but they’re also way more tripped-out. They’ve conveniently forgotten about that and that’s the tough part. 90s rap’s being rewritten here. Like one of those concerts where a 60s guitarist, a 70s butt-rocker, and an 80s virtuoso share a bill: It makes sense but it doesn’t.

Maybe it’s the surprisingly wizened words of BP3 echoing even as I try to move my way through Cuban Linx 2, but there’s something kinda sad about Cuban Linx 2. Sad the way real street dudes at 40 are. Mean-mugging their way through life, be it a guy they’re about to beat the ass of (probably for like $22 dollars) or the clerk who asked for an ID along with their credit card when they bought Guitar Hero 5. Cubax Linx 2 is street dudes turned superstars bending over backwards to sound like street dudes again and doing an okay job and patting themselves way too hard on the back for doing so.

further reading/viewing:
-”The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly (A.K.A How M.O.P Won)” from Unkut
-Clip of Wu Tang in Japan from The Show

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September 11th, 2009 at 4:03 am

Posted in Raekwon, Wu Tang

The Most Random Rap: Pizza Connection – "Free John Gotti"

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Yesterday, on the Howard Stern show, clips from a rap song called “Free John Gotti” by a group called Pizza Connection, consisting of current Stern show writer Sal Governale and some other goofyball Italian teen into hip-hop living in Long Island in the early 90s, was played and endlessly clowned. If Sal and his Pizza Connection buddy ever got some tapes or records pressed of this, it’d be some kind of “Oh my god” random rap collector’s item. Some guy in Japan would drop $40 bucks on it.

“Free John Gotti”s got a real hip-house influence, by which I mean, it has some cornball keyboard lines and some god-awful Big Daddy Kane approximation hyper-enunciated raps over top of it. That said, it’s a pretty fascinating misreading. Two ethnic Long Island kids reaching into all the politically-minded hip-hop of the era and grafting it onto the culturally protective, gravely misinformed dinner-table talk of their parents.

I also included the audio from the show, because of the heavy thicket of context you get via Sal Governale when he’s grilled about this bizarre song. In terms of perception about hip-hop and snitching and politics, this is fun for showing the way every tightly-knit group of peoples has very similar, self-destructive and self-preserving codes about snitching and protecting one’s own, etc. Also: Pizza Connection is a dope fucking name.

further reading/viewing:
-”Chicago Hip-House Documentary 1989″ off YouTube
-”I Pissed On a Girl” by Sal Governale
-”My Wife” by Sal Governale
-”The Departed & “Thief’s Theme” by ME

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September 10th, 2009 at 4:22 am

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Ten Favorite Moments on Blueprint 3: Part Two

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6. Swizz Beatz Destroying “D.A.N.CE” And Putting It Back Together

Every Jay Z album since Blueprint has been an event in part, because you were waiting to hear the production: What producers, what samples, how they’re flipped, etc. There was always a big surprise or two and here, it’s Swizz Beatz grabbing Justice’s “D.A.N.C.E” and slicing it into a hundred pieces, rendering it close to unrecognizable. There’s these shards of the original, like a syllable of the hook popping-up in the verse, these weird, downward-falling “Beat It”-esque chunks of bassy synth, etc. This is just a dude in his studio completely destroying a song and having fun using the weirdest chopped parts and seeing if he can get away with it–he does. It’s also “hipster rap” done right, broadening your samples arsenal then treating it no different than some old Stax 45.

7. Jay’s Conflicted History Lesson on “A Star is Born”

Make no mistake, this song’s not a homage to the rap history before and after Jay’s debut, it’s a cynical, slyly dismissive diss song and comment on the fleeting rap scene of the Web 2.0 world. Rappers are disposable, they’ll stop being relevant…unless they’re Jay Z. The message is downright loathsome really, awesomely loathsome though. If Daniel Plainview were a rapper, this is how he’d talk about his peers. Still, like the 9-11 metaphor–itself a piece of history Jay takes full, obnoxious possession of–simply by going for it and committing to the concept, some slivers of fun and reverence peak through. The points where his attempt at “objectivity” totally break down–the clever suggestion that Wayne needs to get his shit together (“I’ll applaud him, if he keeps going”), the implicit speculation of Drake’s ability to be a star, and especially the line about Prodigy–are fascinating. Speculative rap nerds can spend hour with this pithy history lesson reading all kinds of shit into it.

8. When “Venus Vs. Mars” Ends

“Venus Vs. Mars” ends up being pretty fun once you listen to BP3 enough, but it’s also just kind of…icky. And so, when it ends, the album is better for it, but the real reason “Venus Vs. Mars” fading-out is a top-ten moment is because it has this time-traveling feeling to it–it’s a three minute song that feels like it’s 45 seconds. And when it ends, you’re like “Huh, what?” for a moment or two. In part because Jay digs-in and really focuses on the song’s dopey lyrical conceit, but mainly because Timbaland’s beat, a lurching, low-energy, low BPM, electronic groove wraps around your ears, making you lose all sense of time. Dance music and electronic music can do this: Confuse your brain, making it unsure whether the song’s been playing for a few minutes or a few hours. Timbaland’s a master of this…when he isn’t making perfect avant-pop bangers.

9. The Slow-Rising Horns on “Already Home”

Kanye and No I.D’s production on most of BP3 is really what holds it together. Despite the bad sequencing, the album eventually finds its way back to their big, loud, but strangely immaculate beats and that, coupled with Jay’s interest in being honest, works. Really, “Already Home”, just as a piece of music, is gorgeous–all about tension and release, strings pinging back and forth and then stopping, low hums of horn that turns to a swell of mournful but victorious joy. A lot of the tracks also have these weird mumbles of voices in them, a stranger, more subliminal version of Kanye’s obsession with Leslie West of Mountain’s wordless mumbles he was tossing-in everything a few years ago. But those horns, the way they rise above the rest at peak moments, the way they’re talking to some strikes of piano or keyboard…wow. It’s the feeling of comfort and warmth and sincerity. The feeling of BP3.

10. Jay Z “living life like a video” in “Young Forever”

Jay drums up some utopian vision of success that exists only in music videos. A vision of success that’s then projected onto MTV and BET to a bunch of kids that’ll then aspire to the same kind of success. They’re probably not aware that this kind of perfection only exists in the video–the completed project at that. If you’ve ever been on a music video set, it’s an ugly, boring, awkward bunch of hours, all spent obsessively making it seem like it’s the total opposite of ugly, boring, and awkward. Jay’s rapping a music video treatment here and he’s really knowing about it, blowing-up the unreality like Hype Williams, then exposing the complete unreality of it all but yearning for it anyway. Jay’s no longer rapping wish fulfillment, he’s rapping about that untouchable whatever whatever, willing it to existence in his mind alone and realizing that sometimes, that’s enough. The idea can be as important as the reality. A strangely perfect ending to the album.

further reading/viewing:
-”Jay Z’s Midlife Crisis Is Over” by Zach Baron
-”Parse Some Bars: Forever Young” from Rockabye Review
-”Plato’s Idealism” by Dmitry Pisarev

Written by Brandon

September 9th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

Posted in Blueprint 3, Jay-Z