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The Black Album Redux

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Earlier in the week, we got a tracklist for Jay-Z’s The Hits Collection: Volume One. The song selection leans heavily on his post-Blueprint work and is pretty kind to his post-”retirement” work as well. There are three songs from Blueprint 3 on this thing, which just seems weird. Revisionist history is important for Jay because presumably, wants to keep making music and so, he’s gotta lean on the recent stuff or risk a default confession that his recent stuff doesn’t match-up to the old stuff. And if that’s the case, well why is anybody going to buy the next Jay-Z album?

That said, Jay-Z’s revisionism is a bit more loaded than others’ and not quite as nefarious. Or maybe, not entirely nefarious. What’s so interesting about the guy and frankly, really brave, is that he hasn’t been afraid to change and basically “grow-up.” As a result, a lot of that older stuff is probably embarrassing for him. It also isn’t quite as appealing to the people whose circles he runs in these days. These two things tie together of course. Notice, the songs where Jay-Z is a total shitbag are missing. “Big Pimpin” is on there because that song’s reached a level of ubiquity that renders its problematic-ness beside the point. Your grandmother probably makes “pimpin” jokes.

Also: Nothing from Unplugged?
Also: How about an all The Neptunes volume?
Also: And then, an all Kanye volume please?

Back to the tracklist. Note the dearth of tracks from Kingdom Come and American Gangster, which are not only Jay-Z’s worst albums, but the albums between his Black Album “retirement” and his actually mature Blueprint 3. He grabbed the big hit off each and kept it moving. Those albums were necessary at the time, both artistically (he had to make “grown up” albums to get to the just plain grown up Blueprint 3) and financially (it was good for him to make hedged, just alright albums after retiring and nothing polarizing).

The most interesting aspect of this tracklist however, is the inclusion of The Black Album’s “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)” and “Encore.” Neither of these were singles (though “Encore” was the B-Side to “Dirt Off Your Shoulder), but they became “hits” because they were slowly championed by a fairly intense hip-hop fan base and they took on a new context via Jay-Z’s live performances. “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)” was a tone-changing, mid-performance explosion of energy and “Encore” is an ideal to track to well, use for an encore. Though “Encore” is bizarrely stuck between “03′ Bonnie & Clyde” and “I Just Wanna Love You (Give It 2 Me)” on The Hits Collection: Volume 1, “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)” is exactly where it should be and should’ve been all along: At the start of an album!

Since The Black Album dropped, it’s bothered me that “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)” is placed towards the end and The Black Album kicks off with the pretty limp “Interlude.” It also baffled me as to why “Encore” didn’t um, end the album?! With the The Hits Collection: Volume 1 at least kinda putting things back in their cosmic order, I thought it would be a good excuse to go back to The Black Album and “fix” it.

Because no one ever thought to remix Jay-Z’s The Black Album, right?

1. “Public Service Announcement”
2. “December 4th”
3. “Lucifer”
4. “What More Can I Say?”
5. “Ignorant Shit”
6. “Threat”
7. “99 Problems”
8. “Dirt Off Your Shoulder”
9. “Moment Of Clarity”
10. “Allure”
11. “Interlude”
12. “My 1st Song”
13. “Encore”

Removed:
-”Change Clothes”
“Hits”-wise, Jay-Z’s career is pretty curious because the guy never had a #1 hit before “Empire State Of Mind.” His special talent was picking songs that were pop but never too pop, that still satisfied the rap crowd, and slowly but surely wormed their way into the ears of regular-ass people who probably didn’t consider themselves hip-hop fans. That’s a cynical description, but that’s a pretty unprecedented talent and it shouldn’t dismissed or underrated. “Change Clothes” sounds like it’s trying too hard to be that pop hit. The Black Album doesn’t need this track and it never really fit anyway. It seems like it’s really on there for its hit potential and because, it would look bad for Jay-Z and The Neptunes if their only pairing was the awesome, but very understated “Allure.”

-”Justify My Thug”
Yeah, it’s a Quik beat and it’s pretty sick. In fact, it has that should-be-a-bad-idea but totally works feeling of some of Quik’s solo work. Does it work on a Jay-Z album, though? Not so much. Unless of course, Madonna showed up and sang that flip on her own hook–as was rumored–but she didn’t. The rapping also gets lost in this oozing, actually funky beat, and Jay sounds out of breath, almost like he’s shouting. There’s some fun rap nerd history hanging out around the track–Madonna sampled Public Enemy’s “Security Of The First World” for “Justify My Love” and here a rap producer does his interpretation of “Justify My Love”–but that isn’t enough to save it.

Added:
-“Ignorant Shit”
“Ignorant Shit” just sounds ready for The Black Album, as it should, it was recorded for it and then rejected for god knows what reason. It’s guest-less like the rest of the album, and like much of The Black Album, it sonically resides in this place between expensive, widescreen r&b epic and relatively reserved banger. The inclusion of “Ignorant Shit” would’ve also been prophetic, as much of Jay-Z’s “post-retirement” work hinges on the anger he has in this song: You idiots get upset with me for doing “ignorant shit” but that’s the shit you all listen to, whether you’re in the streets, in middle America, or listening to NPR. You hear it in the “rap critics” stuff on “99 Problems” and the defensive but still classic “I dumb down for my audience and double my dollars” from “Moment Of Clarity,” so it’s already there and adding this song into the mix really highlights one of the threads almost running through the album.

Final Tracklisting w/notes

1. “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)”
2. “December 4th”
Both of these songs scream-out “first track on your last album!” but “Public Service Announcement (Interlude)” can’t follow “December 4th,” so these kinda work themselves out. The “allow me to reintroduce myself” parts works wonders at the very beginning–it’s mock-humble–and it’s makes more sense then “reintroducing” himself three quarters of the way through The Black Album, as he does when this song is track ten. Just remove that uncomfortable-sounding “we now return to The Black Album,” part at the end of this track and it’s ready for the number one spot.

“December 4th” works as a counterpoint to the myth-making Jay builds on “Public Service Announcement (Interlude). In these two songs, right next to one another, you get J. Hova, the ultimate hustler bad-ass turned legendary rapper, as well as Shaun Cater, the good student turned bad once his dad left who fell in love with rap and um…became a legendary rapper. The production on “December 4th” is ridiculously grand (those strings!) but putting his mom where a hook should go, sells the personal narrative. There’s nothing cool about having your mom on a song, you know? “December 4th” is the first scene of the movie and “Public Service Announcement (Interlude),” the awesome opening credits sequence.

3. “Lucifer”
4. “What More Can I Say”
Part of The Black Album’s appeal is that it was something of a return to The Blueprint model after the bloated Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse and that means, lots of plain rapping and lots of soul beats. Yes, “Lucifer” has a Max Romeo sample but it’s very much in the soul beat style and it works better here than awkwardly stuffed between “Justify My Thug” and “Allure.” The transition into “Allure” was perfect and we lose that moving the song up, but we gain the development of a sort of “suite” of soul beats, which aids listenability. Placing “Lucifer” up also gives a break from the “I sure am incredible” retrospective/mission-statement tracks and it just gives listeners some great, really fun rapping. And then we get back into the mission statement stuff with “What More Can I Say” and keep the soul beat suite going.

5. “Ignorant Shit”
6. “Threat”
7. “99 Problems”
Enter a kind of sub-suite of songs: The ignorance suite. Now, we’re developing an album proper here: sonic and intellectual ideas floating around together. “Ignorant Shit” and “Threat” continue the soul beats and “Ignorant Shit” also introduces the mini-argument Jay’s obsessed with on The Black Album: I’m smart and you’re perpetually underrating me as Mr. “Big Pimpin.” By the way, doesn’t matter if that argument’s correct or not–it isn’t–it only matter that Jay’s asserting it and well, the resequencing makes the argument go down a little easier. Right after “Ignorant Shit” there’s the gun-talk “ignorance” of “Threat” and the deceptively ignorant “99 Problems.” So yeah, this is the “ignorance” suite and these songs give you a ton of ignorance but really deconstruct it, via pure craft on “Threat” and clever word-deconstruction on “99 Problems.”

8. “Dirt Off Your Shoulder”
9. “Moment Of Clarity”
The spare, defiantly ugly “99 Problems” shifts the album away from soul sonics and works as a bridge into “Dirt Off Your Shoulder” and “Moment Of Clarity,” the two relatively minimal, electronic-sounding songs on the album. There’s probably a place here for “Justify My Thug” too, but well–no. “Dirt Off Your Shoulder” also justifies the removal of “Change Clothes” because this is the big, giant, awesome pop-rap song “Change Clothes” wants to be but just isn’t. It’s too good of a song to remove but it really doesn’t fit the sound of the rest of the album, and putting it with the synthy “Moment Of Clarity” helps. Eminem’s god-awful Daudi Baldrs-esque beat here would make it a contender for removal if Jay’s writing and rapping wasn’t so spot-on. That whole pragmatic capitalist argument for why making well, “ignorant shit” is a good look, especially when it makes you money that you can then put back into your community is unimpeachable.

10. “Allure”
11. “Interlude”
The concept here is right after “Moment Of Clarity,” when Jay is at his most cogent and self-aware, he returns to thinking of his earlier life as a hustler. In many ways, “Allure” should end The Black Album, but Jay just happened to record three “end” songs for this album–”Encore,” “Allure,” and “My 1st Song”–and the sequencing here gives all three a proper place on the album. Putting the “Interlude” after “Allure” is risky but it also makes more sense. Starting the album with a slow, atmospheric track that ponders “the end” just doesn’t really work. Here “Interlude” comes in and reminds listeners of the end: The end of Jay-Z’s career, the end of the album, and given the dramatic weight he’s established via the previous ten tracks, maybe even the end of an era. Also, “Allure” to “Interlude” to “My 1st Song” to “Encore” transition works: close to the same BPMS, the same light, clacking drums.

12. “My 1st Song”
13. “Encore”
We have our big ending song (“My 1st Song”) and a quick, triumphant return with “Encore.” As I said before, the song is called “Encore” so it should come at the end of the album and here it comes afterthe end of the album. Maybe insert a few more seconds of dramatic silence after you hear the “It’s your boy!” sign-off and the lights being flipped off, and then let the crowd-noise and steady, mournful horns of “Encore” kick-in and give listeners one last song. The mix of sadness and triumph in the beat, the fact that the whole concept of the song is an “Encore,” the returning “one last time” phrase–it’s all perfectly, appropriately bittersweet. This way, The Black Album ends with crowd-noise and people shouting “Hova!”…which is how it should end.

Written by Brandon

October 23rd, 2010 at 7:41 am

Posted in Jay-Z, Redux

Blueprint 3 Redux

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Blueprint, his “serious” soul-beat album and Blueprint 2, a big, sprawling double-album that’s critic-proof really, because of course it’ll be a mess–it’s a double album! Black Album, was a retirement victory lap and then, Kingdom Come his regal return. American Gangster, some street shit when the regal stuff didn’t work out so well, vaguely connected to a movie of the same name because once you’ve rapped about how you’re beyond street rap, you can’t rap about hustling straight and get away with it…unless it’s couched in some concept.

And now there’s Blueprint 3, set to “drop” on September 11th, leaked yesterday and seemingly, about Jay’s undeniable victories of the past (a tradition, in his head at least, established by this Blueprint trilogy) and his continued relevance–buttressed by hip, young guests like Kid Cudi and Drake. Like previous not-really-concept, concept albums from the dude, Blueprint 3 seems intent on telling listeners what it’s doing instead of simply doing.

BP3 certainly gives off the feeling of a “final” album from Jay Z: Looking backward and forward, trying to recreate long-gone zeitgeist and capture the now just as well. The problem is every song/minor statement that builds to a album/big statement is mind-bogglingly out of place. Can you kick off your “I’m comfortable in my own skin” album with “What We Talkin’ About”–a song that devotes much of its time to ex friends and business partners? Can you end your album about how you’re a wizened, forever relevant dude with a song that declares you’re “forever young” so much it implies the opposite?

Like every Jay Z album–save for Reasonable Doubt and Black Album which surprise, surprise, hang-on and actually sell their concepts–Blueprint 3 is something of a mess, but there’s quite a few things here and there that would go a long way to making Jay’s latest more listenable and less damned embarrassing. Here’s what Jay can do to save BP3 and it isn’t too late–he’s got a week. Pardon the hubris here, but I really think it’s a pretty dope album with this tracklist.

1. “Thank You”
2. “Already Home” (featuring Kid Cudi)
3. “Empire State of Mind” (featuring Alicia Keys)
4. “D.O.A (Death of Auto-Tune)”
5. “Run This Town” (featuring Kanye West & Rihanna)
6. “On to the Next One” (featuring Swizz Beatz)
7. “Off That” (featuring Drake)
8. “Reminder”
9. “Hate” (featuring Kanye West)
10. “Venus Vs. Mars”
11. “Young Forever” (featuring Mr. Hudson)
12. “Real as it Gets” (featuring Young Jeezy)
13. “So Ambitious” (featuring Pharrell)
14. “What We Talkin’ About” (featuring Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun)
15. “A Star Is Born” (featuring J. Cole)

Tracks 1-6: These first six tracks are a look into the past, though tempered by 2009. Continuing the sonic tradition of the other Blueprint albums, if not in sound (corporate-sheen soul-beats) than in energy–they sound relatively conventional, slightly more sophisticated, and maintain a level of fun and enthusiasm. Jay’s rap-rapping on these tracks and though there are some clunkers, he’s on a respectable enough level of cruise-control.

1. “Thank You”
Not only does this sound like a first track, but it wisely introduces the tensions that stretch and confuse BP3. Namely, a mix of humble reverence to this rap game that’s made him a big, fucking superstar and persistent desire to still remind everybody about how important he is. This has worked better in the past, especially on Black Album where he was still king of the world and on the tail-end of pretty much defining the first half of the decade’s rap sound but I think he touches some of the five-years ago swagger–before we all called it swagger–on this track.

As I said before, the album simply cannot begin with “What We Talkin’ About”. The song sounds like a killer intro but Jay’s decision to address essentially irrelevant critics/foes–that’s to say, by 2009, anyone who cares about Jaz-O or Dame or the Roc isn’t a Jay Z fan anymore–on the very first track just kinda ruins the whole album. That said, the song needs to be there because it’s proof Jay’s still street–if only in the sense that he still isn’t mature enough to not shut up about dudes talking shit on him. I’ve moved it towards the end of the album.

“What We Talkin’ About” is also false-advertising in the sense that you think the album’s gonna be Jay’s synthy, party-time, old man version of hipster rap but then there’s plenty of basically normal, Jay Z songs (like the first six tracks on my version), so it’s extra weird to kick the album off like that. I put it as a kind of final movie montage track, second to last on the album.

2. “Already Home” (featuring Kid Cudi)
3. “Empire State of Mind” (featuring Alicia Keys)

This is a quick intro, song-suite within a larger suite about Jay in relation to his hometown and critics: “Thank You”, “Already Home”, and “Empire State of Mind”. Placed later, a song like “Empire State of Mind” becomes tedious, especially right after another female-sung hook (“Run This Town”)– but not bogged-down in clueless sequencing, it’s fairly affecting and a culmination of the cynicism and joy that opens the album.

4. “D.O.A (Death of Auto-Tune)”
5. “Run This Town” (featuring Kanye West & Rihanna)
6. “On to the Next One” (featuring Swizz Beatz)

This begins the next suite within a suite, here one where Jay Z talks some fairly awesome shit and brings in some sort of weirdo, presumably more No I.D than Kanye squawks and scronks type production. “Jockin’ Jay Z” can probably go in here too, maybe after “Run This Town”. We’re moving into the next bunch of tracks which to me are more the vaguely “new” or an attempt at a new sound going on in BP3.

Tracks 7-12: So yeah, these next bunch of tracks are what I think most assumed, based on the guest list and some of the pre-release talk, BP3 would sound like: Lots of synths, a safer version of Hell Hath No Fury, Jeezy’s three albums (a better trilogy than Blueprint by the way, or even Kanye’s Graduation, loaded with a slightly up-to-date guest list. Thing is, these songs work pretty damned well one after another, a kind of evil, wandering mix of tough-guy, synth rap.

7. “Off That” (featuring Drake)
Jay and Drake begin this song by saying “Welcome to the future” and so, it makes sense to begin this part of the album with “Off That”. Besides the improved listenability of my re-sequencing, it adds in these little details–like Drake in effect, announcing the shift in sensibility–that suggest the album wasn’t just grafted together but there’s some genuine narrative and emotional arc to the fucking thing besides Jay, over and over being like “I’m still really important”.

8. “Reminder”
9. “Hate” (featuring Kanye West)
10. “Venus Vs. Mars”
11. “Young Forever” (featuring Mr. Hudson)
12. “Real as it Gets” (featuring Young Jeezy)

The sonic arc here is towards things increasingly light and airy-sounding–like a dance mix that gets less aggressive as the night goes on. We’re kinda in like 1999 Jay Z land here and that’s a good thing. It also compartmentalizes the production to some extent, with the non-Kanye and No I.D beats sorta lumped together. A track like “Young Forever” is a real head-scratcher but it shares some open-space with “Real As It Gets” and both sound maudlin but victorious–an alright description of BP3 as a whole.

Tracks 13-15: One of the ideas is that these “suites” I’ve developed overlap a bit, like the “future synth” part is hinted at with “On to the Next One” and established on “Off That” and here, these final three tracks, particularly melodic funhouse mirror Vegas-sounding songs all heavy on legacy-talk, first rumbles in with “Real As It Gets”.

13. “So Ambitious” (featuring Pharrell)
14. “What We Talkin’ About” (featuring Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun)

Yeah, this songs works, like he’s finally mastered some sound he’s got in his head that failed miserably in the form of “Beach Chair”, and waited until the end–but not the very end–to address hopeless clowns like Jaz-O and Dame Dash. All the stuff about how carrying a strap and worrying one’s moms becomes damned affecting and sincere advice here because it has the album’s experiences behind it now–it’s not just Jay grabbing at anything to dominate the street dudes he long-ago ditched.

Coming after “So Ambitious” which once again highlights Jay’s self-mythologized entry into this rap shit and before “A Star is Born”, the track that recounts rap mythology as a whole and wrestles with the pool of new talent that simply by existing, moves Jay to the side, lightens the obnoxious aspects of the song and sorta justifies his confused contempt.

15. “A Star Is Born” (featuring J. Cole)
There’s something deeply cynical about this song, Jay casually recounting rap history almost as if he’s all above it and implicitly making the point that he’s still around (and a star) and they…aren’t. At the same time though, he’s just as implicitly saying, this stuff’s moving on. It touches on the tensions of the entire album, has enough joy and melancholy in there, and just has the feeling of a wrap-up, like a “shit sorta evens out” Wes Anderson type conclusion and not the denial of everything that is the real album-ender, “Forever Young”.

And then, handing the track over to a relevative newcomer, J. Cole is a quiet sign of confidence, the kind of do, not show, thing Jay Z once mastered. Remember how “Encore” came on toward the beginning of Black Album and you were like, “Why the fuck isn’t this the final track of his (then at least) final album?”. Well, same thing with this.

further reading/viewing:
-”Late Registration Redux” by ME
-”Trimming the Fat: Ruff Draft & Detroit Deli by ME
-Fade to Black (2004) directed by Pat Paulson & Michael John Warren
-Eureka (1983) directed by Nicolas Roeg

Written by Brandon

September 1st, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Posted in Jay-Z, Redux

Tha Carter 3 REDUX

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So, ‘Carter 3’s neither a classic nor a total disaster. It’s like most of the stuff Lil Wayne’s released since he was a Hot Boy. The biggest concern for those obsessing over his mixtapes of the past few years was that he just couldn’t find a way to balance his increasingly off-kilter raps with something resembling a conventional song structure. His most out-there freestyles abruptly stopped with the beat falling-off or Wayne announcing “I’m gone!” and his more conventional songs awkwardly tumbled from crazy space-shit that don’t make no sense into a typical chorus or hook. ‘Tha Carter 3′ does a fairly good job of precariously balancing Wayne’s faults with musical convention–why he doesn’t just have a CD of batshit crazy raps that don’t adhere to musical standards, I’m not sure– but that also makes it feel like more of the same. I didn’t buy into the whole Wayne’s going to rap his way into overkill theory, but it’s true. Skeptics won’t be won over by anything on ‘Tha Carter 3′ and will find plenty more to make fun of, converts get more of the same at best, and at worse, some songs that almost give you the feeling of his mixtape highlights.

Almost everything great on ‘Carter 3′ can be found on a mixtape or guest verse somewhere else and on a few songs, he even seems to have made the decision to make a new song that sounds like one of his mixtape classics rather than just stick the original song on there. Intro track ‘3 Peat’ is just a slightly less exciting version of ‘I’m Me’ off ‘The Leak EP’, the unfortunate ‘Tie My Hands’ is sonically, a second attempt at the already pretty-bad ‘Shooter’ off ‘Carter 2′, and lyrically aims for the poignancy of ‘Georgia…Bush’ and would get there if ‘George…Bush’ didn’t already exist, the Rolling Stones interpolating ‘Playin’ With Fire’ sounds like the Franz-Ferdinand sampling ‘Burn This City’ meets the Heart-sampling ‘Something You Forgot’ with some like queerby ‘American Idol’ understanding of “rock” vocals, and ‘La La’ (not to be confused with the really good ‘Haters (La La La)’) is a beat that thinks it sounds like the weirdo Wayne-ness of ‘I Feel like Dying’ but is just annoying.

Only ‘Dr. Carter’ works in referencing another Wayne song (‘Gossip’) and improving upon or matching it, by extending the concept of Wayne being able to kill and/or revive rappers and signifying it through life-support beeps. The concept’s pretty well-delivered, features one of his best weirdo punchlines (“Fly, go hard/Like a geese erection”) and the Swizz Beat production is perfect and on the same simple soul-loop shit as Busta Rhymes’ ‘Don’t Touch Me’ (Swizz Beatz is pretty much keeping old-style soul-rap beats alive in the mainstream, weird…).

It’s interesting that the only total layover from his mixtapes is the great and very affecting ‘Comfortable’, a track that has Wayne going away from his typical oscillation between tough-talk and space-shit and into like nerdy, seasoned relationship raps. Along with ‘Shoot Me Down’, a track that really shouldn’t work but is one of the album’s best (and on some like actually emotional indie rock type shit), ‘Comfortable’ is the only song where we get of Wayne in total confessional mode- something ‘Tha Carter 3′ needs more of to work.

There’s plenty of good weird tracks, a few total misfires (especially ‘Tie My Hands’ and ‘La La’), and the expected ones where Wayne raps his ass off over spastic electronic beats, but as an album, it has no trajectory, either sonically or thematically. ‘Got Money’s the kind of song that destroys everything before or after it with thick buzz-synths but it’s followed by the downbeat ‘Comfortable’. The sinister ‘Nothin On Me’ is sandwiched between the Oompa-Loompa retardation of ‘La La’ and the mournful Kanye-produced ‘Let the Beat Build’ (Kanye’s beats here, really kill and don’t sound much like other shit he’s done). Every song feels like it should be the bad-ass track that starts the album, the regret-filled track that closes the album, or some piece of shit that should’ve never made it on the album and just flutters around. Weezy still hasn’t found a way to properly navigate his varied personae and since this is an album, he’s mostly doing tough-talk, punctuated with some honest stuff and some really out-there stuff, but it never gels or works even as complex contrast. It’s just this style or that style for a song and that’s awesome but it makes a pretty-good album that’s at times, frustrating.

Wayne’s talents are ever-growing and his frame of reference and ability to pull from any and everywhere remains, but as an artist, ‘Tha Carter 3′ hardly improves on ‘Carter 2′, is nowhere near the first ‘Carter’, and shares all of the sloppy indulgence of his mixtapes, which I guess is all we should have expected anyway.

Tha Carter 3 Redux…
My immediate thoughts upon hearing ‘Tha Carter 3′ is how buried in poor sequencing and a couple of really poor decisions, there’s a really good album there and I’d try to make it. I did this with another album that was half-great and half boner kill, Kanye West’s ‘Late Registration’, and it was pretty fun, so I’d thought I’d try it again. If you took all of the tracks Wayne’s dropped in the past few years, you could make an absolutely killer album or “mix”, so I tried to stick to two main rules when making my version of ‘Tha Carter 3′:

Rule 1. It had to use tracks that were commercially released. This meant tracks on ‘Tha Carter III’ and on ‘The Leak EP’. Additionally, I allowed for the use of ‘Haters (La, La, La)’ because it got some radio play and a lot of Satellite radio play like, six months ago. The same would apply for ‘I Feel Like Dying’–which I could’ve found a place for undoubtedly– but the recent lawsuit disqualified it and since I’m sort of playing make-believe mountain-man with an electric guitar here…

Rule 2. No matter the hype or “artistry” found or supposedly found on ‘Tha Carter 3′, this is still a CASH-MONEY record which makes this shit over 70 minutes no matter what. There’s a really good 40 or 50 minute album in here but that’s just not how Birdman and company roll, right? I could’ve stuck one more song on here to max-out the running-time (probably would’ve gone with ‘Talkin’ About It’ off ‘The Leak EP’) but ‘Carter 3′ only moves into that CD max-out time because of the long-ass ramble that takes up most of ‘Misunderstood’ anyway.

Here’s my version:
1. I’m Me [off The Leak EP]
2. 3 Peat
3. A Milli
4. Got Money
5. Nothin’ On Me
6. Playin’ With Fire
7. Gossip [off The Leak EP]
8. Dr. Carter
9. Phone Home
10. Lollipop
11. Mr. Carter
12. Haters (La La La) [from numerous mixtapes]
13. Comfortable
14. Mrs. Officer
15. Shoot Me Down
16. Love Me or Hate Me [off The Leak EP]
17. Let the Beat Build

Tracks I Removed
8. ‘Tie My Hands’ featuring Robin Thicke
What is it with vaguely soulful white guys and political apathy masquerading as being like, worldy wise? File Thicke’s parts of this song right next to John Mayer’s ‘Waitin’ On the World to Change’. His first part about how “we’re at war…with the universe” is ridiculous and his later addition of “I work at the corner store” is as generic and silly as Wayne’s politicism is impassioned and personal. Wayne does the confessional thing pretty well, especially the “deny being down low” line and skillyfully moves into the political, but Thicke’s singing is just too absurd. But a lot of people like ‘Shooter’ so, who knows. This will probably be the next single and it shouldn’t even be on the album.

12. ‘La La’ featuring Brisco & Busta Rhymes
Again, Wayne kills this track just like he kills every other track but this beat is just inexcusably retarded. And coming after ‘Lollipop’, the album needs something a little more real. ‘Lollipop’ is this not very good but also sort of great song that albums like ‘Carter 3’ need and it’s positioning on the album is right before essentially the home-stretch where the album needs to regain its focus and instead you get this, the hard-ass ‘Nothing On Me’, the soul-loops of ‘Let the Beat Build’, the for-the-ladies ‘Mrs. Officer’ and then the outro track, ‘Misunderstood’. The album just really doesn’t need a song like this at this point and it only adds to the messy back-end (no homo) of ‘Carter 3’.

17. ‘Misunderstood’
Again, nothing wrong with this track but it’s fairly underwhelming, is based on a played-out Nina Simone sample—why not sample the Santa Esmeralda version, that’s more Wayne’s style—and isn’t the message song Wayne thinks it is. The discrepancies between crack and other drug convictions and the “reasoning” for busting the black community are worth noting–as is Wayne mentioning that it’s a “white guy’ he heard saying this– is all poignant, but I’d rather hear a verse about it than a rant. When he discusses how they should leave dealers alone and deal with actual criminals, I was waiting for a discussion of corporate fucks and politicians and instead it’s a weird rant against sex offenders, which is just kind of dumb and obvious. ‘Misunderstood’ is a pretty typical “outro” track but ‘Carter 3’ isn’t really a typical album and, as I explain below, there’s already a perfect final track.

The Final Tracklisting
1. I’m Me
2. 3 Peat
Both of these songs are purposefully similar and it almost feels like ‘3 Peat’ only exists because ‘I’m Me’ has been out for awhile now and Wayne’s afraid of being accused of recycling, especially because his bit is that he’s this endlessly inspired rapper. The songs complement one another enough that having them open the album one after another still works. ‘I’m Me’ sounds like the perfect intro track, especially because of those clips at the beginning and end of older Wayne songs. ‘3 Peat’s essentially an even higher-energy version and that energy’s upped even further when ‘A Milli’ follows, so the album starts-out right.

3. A Milli
4. Got Money
Basically, ‘Carter 3’ doesn’t really start to fall apart until ‘Tie My Hands’ but the rest of it is such a mess that dividing up the early tracks is the only way to save the album. Still, I had to cheat with these two because they work perfectly together and maintain the energy level of ‘I’m Me’ and ‘3 Peat’. The placement of ‘Mr. Carter’ at track two on the real album is confusing because it’s this traditionalist chipmunk soul sandwiched between the insane strings of ‘3 Peat’ and the all-out weirdness of ‘A Milli’. Also, if Wayne’s going to claim legendary status, he shouldn’t need a Jay-Z appearance at track two, even if it’s a song connecting the two and one where the legendary Carter apes the younger Carter’s flow. Sticking it late in the album is a kind of subtle suggestion of Wayne’s importance.

5. Nothin’ On Me
‘Mr. Carter’ is a song that should be towards the end of the album and this is a song that should show up way sooner. The best albums are sequenced like a good mix, with mini-movements or even “suites” of sonically or thematically (or both) similar songs and so ‘Nothin On Me’ fits right in with all of these high-energy, booming electro beats, most of which are essentially shit-talking, hard-ass rap songs. The album will move further and further away from shit-talking and more towards introspection.

6. Playin’ With Fire
The terrible chorus of this song makes it a sore-thumb no matter where it falls, but putting it early in the album actually makes it way more digestable. If I had real power I’d totally remove it or at least cut down the 40-second intro, but it still works as is here. At track 6, you haven’t lost your listeners yet, so some weird-ass or even kinda terrible shit doesn’t feel as heavy on listeners’ ears as it will later in the album. Think of Outkast’s ‘Aquemini’ which is all over the place and doesn’t really gel into a solid sound until like, track 8. Also, the transition from ‘Nothin’ On Me’ to the next track ‘Gossip’ just doesn’t sound right but the transition between ‘Fire’ and ‘Gossip’ works well.

7. Gossip
8. Dr. Carter
This is sort of the second “movement” of the album. A brief dive into overt conceptual rap, with Weezy “killing” other rappers on ‘Gossip’ and then “reviving” them on ‘Dr. Carter’. The failing life support sound that ends ‘Gossip’ transitions well enough into the hospital dialogue of ‘Dr. Carter’. These songs also introduce some beats that are outside of the electronic stomp of the first six. There’s also some obvious but fun parallelism between the flatlining at the end of ‘Gossip’ and the revived heart at the end of ‘Dr. Carter’.

9. Phone Home
This song’s really crazy and would probably be my second choice for an ‘Intro’ track if the rest of ‘Tha Carter 3′ were a little more insane. I put it here because it has this ‘General Hospital’-style theme music that introduces the track which connects to the corny like, Rex Morgan M.D stuff on ‘Dr. Carter’ and there’s some subtle sonic connections between the pumping heartbeat that ends ‘Dr. Carter’ and the drums on this song. Also, a return to the shit-talking, self-asserting tracks that started the album, but a little stranger.

10. Lollipop
The spaceship taking-off sound that ends ‘Phone Home’ transitions well into the space beep-bloops of ‘Lollipop’ and both songs are sort of these mid-tempo weirdo party tracks. This is also the last of the electronics you’ll hear on the album, as I’ve made the final bunch of tracks some relationship/sensitive-guy raps mainly supported by more soul-oriented beats.

11. Mr. Carter
12. Haters (La La La)
This is kind of the final movement of the album and it’s a little more sophisticated or conventional than the rest and so, it’s a good place to stick the collabo with Jay-Z. As I said, burying this pretty great track late in the album makes Jay-Z more like another guest than some event rapper. The pianos that play-out at the end of ‘Mr. Carter’ almost sounds like they fade-out and fade back-in on ‘Haters (La La La),’ a song that’s kind of on some ‘Hard Knock Life’ shit and so there’s that Jay-Z connection too.

13. Comfortable
14. Mrs. Officer
15. Shoot Me Down
16. Love Me or Hate Me
Wayne’s good at weaving introspective rhymes in songs that don’t immediately appear introspective, but I think it would actually be a good look for him to focus on this side of his raps more explicitly. ‘Comfortable’s a great song and maintains the momentum of ‘Mr. Carter’ and ‘Haters’ and adds the smart, nice guy part of his persona that can get outshined by all the pussy -eating talk. ‘Mrs. Officer’ doesn’t really fit but is a song for the ladies that’s actually really good and albums like ‘Tha Carter 3′ always have songs like ‘Mrs. Officer’ on them. It complements Wayne’s emotional honesty with the woman in ‘Comfortable, well. We then move from these sensitive songs to outwardly vulnerable songs from Wayne. ‘Shoot Me Down’ is essentially a reaction to all the people who apparently want him to fail and ‘Love Me or Hate Me’ is a confident but still upset address of his own hype and ability or inability to live up to it.

17. Let the Beat Build
When this song came on the first time I heard the album, I really wanted it to the end the album because it’s so perfect. It’s like the end of ‘Good Times’ or something. Ending the album on a soulful, uplifting note puts a finality to the album that the rambling ‘Misunderstood’ does not and it just feels more hopeful and excited than a depressed, half-right rant. This is like ‘Dipset Forever’ at the end of ‘Purple Haze’ or ‘Love’ on ‘Pretty Toney’ or ‘13th Floor/Growing Old’ on ‘ATLiens’…you get the picture.

Written by Brandon

June 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 am